1. It’s a scientific fact
Try and fight it, you won’t be able to. Because scientific research proves that men are genetically wired to be s*xually attracted to a woman with curves.
Men rate the s*exiest women as those who have a waist which is 60% of their hip size. Guys love our hourglass figure – not least of all in the bedroom.
2. Confidence
Having boobs and a backside, a bit of cellulite or something to grab hold of is not exclusively what makes a curvy woman s*exy – it’s knowing how to rock it that matters.
Beauty has nothing to do with size and everything to do with confidence. And confidence has everything to do with amazing s*ex.
3. A healthy appetite
Nothing is s*exier than a woman who knows how to indulge – she wants the cake she eats it, she wants the wine she drinks it, she wants the orgasm, prepare yourself, no one’s leaving this room until…
And trust me, a girl who knows how to eat – knows how to *eat*
4. Life’s too short to go gluten-free
Or you could date the girl who refuses to swallow (extra calories), won’t eat dessert and spends the post-s*ex cuddle trying to convert you to the Paleo diet.
5. Boobs
OK, not all curvy girls are blessed with big boobs, but the chances do sway slightly more in their favour.
Tits aren’t everything, but man, a decent pair rocking an Agent Provocateur underwear set is not going to hurt in the ‘turning up the heat’ department.
6. Bums
According to a study by Oxford University, big butts result in healthy children because of the high amount of Omega 3 fatty acids they store – so if you thought it was the PVC dress stretched over Kim Kardashian’s booty getting you hot, think again.
It’s your subconscious evolutionary way of ensuring healthy kids.
7. Let’s focus on the important things…
We don’t care about fitting into a pair of size 6 jeans and instead spend our time on fun things like the reverse cow girl and multiple orgasms.
8. Fewer bruises
Our soft womanly curves are the perfect place to rest your weary, post-shagging head.
9. Curvy girls were the original supermodels
Take a walk through an art gallery and you’ll see that curvy girls have long been associated with beauty and s*ex appeal.
Thousands of years of history can’t be wrong.
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